Squirrel

[armb]

Squirrel,
originally uploaded by armb.

[ ] The squirrel is cute. Let it eat the nuts
[ ] The squirrel is cute. Buy both a squirrel proof bird feeder and a squirrel feeder to put somewhere else.
[ ] The squirrel is not so cute. Buy a squirrel proof bird feeder and let it fend for itself.
[ ] Gray squirrels are vermin. Kill it even if the nearest red squirrels are miles away.
[ ] Squirrels killed my parents you insensitive clod
[ ] My parents are squirrels you insensitive clod

If choosing a "squirrel proof bird feeder" option:
This
[ ] should
[ ] should not
be a "Twirl-A-Squirrel"

Comments

[grey-lady.livejournal.com]

We tried a squngee (squirrel bungee-jumping) in our garden but we appear to have timid squirrels, more's the pity. It didn't work out as amusingly as I'd hoped.

http://www.squngee.bigstep.com/generic54.html - if you're curious.