Dear kittens, My face does not need licking with raspy tongues to wash it. Nor does it need washing at five o'clock in the morning. Yours sincerely, Alan.
I have 5Gb of holiday photos in bad need of editting, most only of interest to the family or showing the limitations of a handheld compact camera, and some kittens. Hands up who wants to see the holiday photos? Right, kittens it is.