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Via the Ignobel Prizes, a US patent, for the combover.
The patent office might not be the highest priority in US politics right now (except possibly for some software developers), and I doubt a change of regime will help much, but it clearly isn't doing its job.

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C. phoned P. Claims she wants to make up after the events of last week, but has a very strange way of going about it.