Stoat
A stoat ran across the road ahead of me as I cycled in this morning. Stoats have a similar body shape and colour (at least in the summer) to weasels, but are larger, and have a longer tail with a black tip. So, not stoatally different, but still weaselly distinguished if you get a reasonable look.
You mustelid a sheltered life...
Re: You mustelid a sheltered life...
My parents did once have insulation chewed off wiring in their car's engine compartment while they were in Germany, and were told it would have been the local pine martens.
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