Memage
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
armb sent to me...
Twelve
jsloves drumming
Eleven
elfwhistletrees sailing
Ten
groliffes a-cycling
Nine
the_magicians camping
Eight rpgs a-programming
Seven cats a-reading
Six dogs orienteering
Five bo-o-o-ooks
Four wales
Three computers
Two cunning plans
...and a rasff in a family.
Some of them more plausible than others....