Snailwell Medieval Fayre

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There is a "Medieval Fayre" at Snailwell (about a mile from my home) this weekend. (And the web site makes it sound a bit better organised than the mention in the local paper did.)
Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog has suitable pickup lines for such a venue, such as

Art thou a disastrous poll tax? Bycause I feele a risynge comynge on.